

I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritatedĬan't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeezeīut my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)

Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snoreĬan't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? What to do now? Should I go ahead and proposeĪnd get hitched and have kids with eleven toesĪnd move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? How was I supposed to know we were both related?īelieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? I sit and I wait and I strainĪnd I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
